GOD DAH GAL LUX SO PLASTIC IN DAH WOH AJNABEE SONG :S BTW KARISHMA KAPOOR HAD A BABY :D LEZ HOPE IT DNT TURN OUT LYK HER SISTA :S

U WENT 2 D CONCERT :O LUCKY U MEHN! U GTA HAV HERD OF YUSUF ISLAM! HE IS DA BESHT! ERE LIZENZ! AND

I LUV :D

YHHHHHHHHHHHHH IZ CALL STY NAH CYD NAH KITHA! IT GOES MASSIVE! LYK I WAS SLEEPIN OVANYT RYT N I CUDNT GT NO SLP N I WENT 2 D MIRROR N IT WAS MASSIVE!!!!!!! PAINFUL AS HELL! SO I QUIKLY WENT 2 HOSPITAL WIV FIZPOP AT 4 IN D MORN N HAD 2 W8 4 N HOUR IN D ACCIDENT N EMERGENCY OLY 2 HAV SUM BICHY NURSE LARFIN LYKA SLY CUZ SH FORT IT WAS MYNA! MYNA MA FOOT! IT HURT LYK HELL MAN! I FELT FOOLISH :S SH GIMME SUM EYEDROPS NOT DAH IT MDE MUCH DIFRENCE :S MAN DEM HOMOFETHIC FINGZ MES U UP MAN! MA BRO HAD 2 DO DAH N ALLAH HIZ FACE COMPLETELY CHANGED! NEVA DO DAH! EVA!

UR EYES HURT WEN U BLINK :O GO 2 SLP! TLKN BWT EYES I HAD A MASSIVE FURI IN MA EYELID N INSIDE WAS LOADSA FOOOOOOOOOOZ N I BURST IT N IT ALL CUM OUT! NOW I SPREAD IT 2 EVRIONE IN D HOUSE! AHAHAHAHA! BTW D BALLS R STIL DER :S MA RYT EYE LUX FYN N D LEFT IS RETARDED :S DOC SEZ I MYT HAV 2 DO OP :O ERE ENJOY!

IMG WAH A JOKA!

AWYT MAYT! K WAH CUMZ IN2 MY MIND? ERM JA TU NAGRI SE AAYAHAI KOI JAADU GAR!

LOLZ! WERD DAH CUM 4RM!

HUM BHI AGAR BACCHE HOTE HUM BHI AGAR BACCHE HOTE NAAM HUMARA HOTA GABLU BABLU KHAANE KO MILTA LADDU! AUR DUNYA KEHTE HAPPY BIRFDAY 2 U!!!!!!!!!

I LABZIT!

KITNE PYAARE HOTE HAI YEH BOLI SI UMAR
NA NOKRI KI CHINTA
NA ROTI KI FIKAR!! AHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHHAHAHA!!! OMG SO TRU!!

SHOBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! OMDAIZ I HAVE MISSED DIZ N U SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS MEN!!!! FRIKKIN ELL AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WOW! I 4GOT HOW 2 USE DIZ STUF NOW :S WELCOME ME BAK MEN!

yh so ws i, i didnt knw wht 2 do whn i finshd ma collg dn i decidd 2 tuk a yr gap 4m study lolz nd dat ws ma worse decision evr so here i ws lukin 4 wrk nd wastng ma time doin nothing...bt allahmdulliah am doin gr8 nw!! nywayz bt am sure u way betta dn me so gud luck hunny xxx

well admin lyk clerical innt so its an recruitment office so we invit pplz 4 intrvew n blah blah blah n blah u knw n its been an year so yh its cool i lyk ma job...wow u hv anothr 1yr 2 go>> gud 4 u grl so u finkin wht u gna do nxt?

c i knw u keepn it low biath invite korthay na allagi innt...oh yeh i wrk as a office admin..nywz so wht abt u still @ uni???

lolz iskul shes kam kori restuuurent o lolz na go kiddin nywz wht abt u heard u gettn marrid is dat tru ;)

Wta ur full name?

D names MD. Jamil Faruq Ali

okies mke up a name 4 me, lol it bera b a gud 1

dat ws ma sweet huny pie yh ma nefew..nywz hi u doin!! lng tym no cht ay!!

ppl r ishtufid ta fink Jamz is a galz name

ahh duh!!! it known as self esteem u know! summink u also i have i assume?

lol i dun need a role model Shobz hehe.. got enuff followers lol! ummm... naa maaan m toooo sexy da way i are! u gets me? ;)